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yo mama so....
fat that her bellybutoon has an echo.
fat that when the LORD said, "Let there be light" he asked her to move.
old that when she walked into an antique store she got sold.
ugly that she made a happymeal cry.
fat that when she put on a yellow dress she put the sun out of business.
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yo mama so...
stupid, she ran into a parked car.
fat, she sold her shade in the summer.
fat, she wore highheals and in 5 minutes, they were flipflops.
old, JESUS is in her year book.
stupid, she got fired from the m&m factory because she
threw away all the w's
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yo mama so....
fat that she walked in front of the T.V. and i missed 6 episodes.
stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
fat the last time she saw the number 91210 was on the scale.
stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.
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yo mama so...
stupid, she stole free bread.
fat, a car ran into her and she said "who threw that rock"?
stupid, she stole a baloon on free baloon day.
poor, her bologna dont got no first name.
so stupid she yelled in a envelope and said i was sending voicemail.
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